So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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