i would punch a child for taco bell
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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