her vagine was all disorganized.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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