OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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