I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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