whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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