what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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