We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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