You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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