I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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