is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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