that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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