we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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