therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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