I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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