How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth