I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
