I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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