BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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