i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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