shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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