So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
they're like a gay fantastic four
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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