butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
