i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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