Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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