You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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