i jhust puked up my retainher.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm really busy with my period
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