I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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