As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
