Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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