you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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