I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You were trust falling into bushes
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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