Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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