small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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