I love black thongs
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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