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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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