let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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