I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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