I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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