Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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