Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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