id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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