It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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