i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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