You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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