SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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