i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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