how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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