woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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