Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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