Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize