Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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