we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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