I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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