will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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