i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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