How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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