can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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